Mama M. Jete

"'You got my chems kid?' -Mama M Jete"

Mama M. Jete
Born Mama Murphy Jete on September 25th, 147AF, Mama spent most of here childhood out back, chill and all, shooting some B-ball out by the prison, which she spent most of her time in for raping charges.

She was born to Paeobleao M. Jete and Kaytae Moase in Tallspore, Atlus. Her early life was spent in an orphanage, before at the age of 9 when she ran away. She spent most of her later life traveling the land as a hobo in a bag. She began to work as lumber jack, but was fired when she accidentally was found doing jet on her work hours. She was later picked up by House Riverun during The Second Exploration Quest, and settled by traveling with Johannes Riverun over to the continent of Boltren. Once the end of The Beach Head War arrived, her and a couple of other jet enthusiasts set out on a sailing quest, and found a small island off the coast of North Boltren, in turn founding House Jete.

At age 47, she currently governs Shorelight, which happens to also be the seat of House Jete.

While being a hobo, she was thrown into jail nearly 8 times, most notably for raping a man's pig in Oaksteel. Another account of her hopping a fence so she could watch two people have sex. The man looked out his window to see and elderly woman in a bag, with a rag on her head repeatedly saying ''"You got my jet kid?" ''. This became known as The Jet Rapings. Although being an utter disgusting excuse for a human being, she was condemned as a great warrior, when she shot a crossbow into the heart of an enemy general, in The Battle for Oldreach. She earned the nickname "Big Boy" when she gained literally a fucking tonne in weight (She gained 790 pounds), also growing 8 feet in size.

At the age of 8, she began her training as a secret spy, but ended up giving up, because everyone said she was too fat to hold onto the small thread she used as a rope. Later that year, she assassinated her family, for the fact that they left her in the equivalent of a Florida school. It only took one short day of planning, because they were also 2 tonnes. So the next day they stalked and murder them, which had proved easy because they were beached whales.